Either the dumbest game ever or

Im playing it wrong. Or a glitch somewhere. Played for the first time. Died immediately. Played the second time. Lasted for 7 seconds. Third time. Just kept tapping the screen, over and over and over and over again. Every bad guy died. I suffered no damage and continued to get points. Gave up after 10 minutes and committed harikari. Dumb game.

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